Unspoken Aussie Hip Hop Questions
So I have a tendency to get a few beers into me and start shooting off at the hip about the local scene. But you know what? Fuck it, cause nobody else nuts up and names names. Here is a handful questions a lot of people think, yet nobody says. Get a sense of humour folks and stop taking shit so serious…
Is the national symbol of selling out that you stop wearing hoodies in filmclips?
How come heads who bag out Aussie & Kiwi MC’s who use American accents all like Looptroop?
Anybody else kinda get freaked that Danielsan from Koolism is having a fit when he starts dancing behind the decks?
Did 360 name himself that cause he knew his career was going to do exactly that post Unkut? (In sober hindsight, this really should have been a 180 degree joke…. Thanks for pointing it out 60).
Urthboy? Earth Boy? Really? What was he thinking?
Which relative of Coptic Soldier works at Adidas?
You know it. I know it. Drapht sounds like a Jim Henson muppet right?
Does Mass MC even listen to hip hop anymore, or just roll around in buckets of cash while eating cheeseburgers?
Was it just us or did everytime you endure Maya Jupiter rhyming were you just imagining her naked too?
How come Bias B always looks like he needs to be fed a steak?
Would Bliss & Eso be that popular without that American dude? Or is he Canadian?
How come nobody ever told Matty B he looked like a dickhead wearing a beanie & sunglasses? And that he couldn’t rap?
Does Ivens grow such a massive beard to make up for what he lacks in physical stature?
Whatever happened to MC Thorn? Oh wait…. who cares.
Did Pegz actually listen to Illy’s LP before Obese released it?
Is Bigfoot so angry cause he was picked on for being a ranga when he was little?
Have my tax dollars been funding Bob Balans’ dole bludging for the past 5 years?
Who actually pays M-Phazes for his DJ sets and why?
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