What the fuck is Lil Wayne Talking About?!

If I hear one more person/blog/publication extol what a lyrical genius Lil Wayne is then I am going to get all Suge Knight on peoples asses. The kid just doesn’t make any fucking sense whatsoever and the more I listen to his garbled 16’s the more certain I become that he is suffering some sort of mental impairment. Don’t believe me? Then read over some Weezy lyrics cause they really speak for themselves;
“I’m an extension cord, I’m a lightning rod /
I’m a lion roar, I’m a dinosaur.”
- from ‘Don’t Touch Me (Remix)’
There are so many levels of retardedness in this lyric I never know where to begin. So Wayne conducts electricity? Fantastic! Good to know I can plug him into the powerpoint so that I’m able to vacuum the car on Sunday afternoons. But wait he is a dinosaur too! Raaaaar! For my money I reckon he would be a Stegosaurus – the dinosaur with the littlest brain mass per body weight. Scientists were surprised the Stegosaurus could even feed itself with such a miniscule brain, much like how most hip hop heads are amazed that Lil Wayne can even walk and talk at the same time.
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